This Year I Finally Got a White Christmas

It wasn’t just Bing Crosby who dreamt of a White Christmas. To this day my daughter bemoans the fact that as we live in the city center, we almost never get snow and have only ever seen two White Christmases.

I thought my prostate cancer recovery was going well

Even those of you who are entirely ‘Bah! Humbug’ about Christmas must admit that for about 30 minutes when the snowflakes fall a kind of magic happens and even the ugliest places are beautified. Admittedly after that half hour is up, the snow turns to a grimy slush, but I’ll settle for a few minutes of crystal white wonder, particularly on Christmas Day

Well, this year I got a White Christmas, but as the eagle-eyed among you will have spotted this sentence starts in the first person singular and not the third person plural — all will be explained.

Read on…

One thought on “This Year I Finally Got a White Christmas

  1. Jim, a bidet attachment to your toilet is a wonderful thing to help avoid hemorrhoids. I put one on “my” toilet (a favorite tall toilet with an extended bowl.. very comfy) and self install was a snap. Mine doesn’t heat the water. Next one I get will – but it is very effective in cleaning the nether regions without rubbing, and with a simple drying pat when done. It also saves on toilet paper. Lots available from $49 to the sky’s the limit. Dunno why they’re not more popular in the US.

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